They say the first step to recover from an addiction is admitting you have a problem, right? Since G has yet to utter his first words, I will be his spokesmama. We have a problem. Big problem. My sweet little man has an addiction problem. A boob addiction.
It sounds so simple and innocent but it is anything but. His cries at night are only soothed by the human pacifier, aka ME! It is not fun although he seems to enjoy it immensely. He will be sooooo overtired and all of my other usual tricks (sling, swing, pacifier, etc. etc.) do not work. But put the boy on the boob and he will pass out almost immediately! Arg! Not to mention he wants to nibble on me throughout the night and I am declaring we have an emergency on our hands! I am entering him into a recovery program and will keep you updated with his progress.
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